I won an all-expenses trip to Thailand and all I got was stress-induced eczema because we aren’t bringing the baby. Here’s a glimpse into my brain right now… Continue reading
Latest Entries
Get It Off Your Chest: Georgie
A chance for you guys to share what life is like behind closed doors (except the toilet door, because havings kids means you’ll never be allowed to close that one again). Continue reading
A night away from baby: The highs and lows
It’s the night you’ve been planning for months. No baby. No husband. No curfew. No idea how you’re going to entertain a baby with a hangover tomorrow… Continue reading
Is That Contagious? Croup
Last month that cruel bastard Croup arrived in our household. With a hacking, barking, bloody horrible bang. Here’s what I learnt. Continue reading
Get It Off Your Chest: Cailin
A chance for you guys to share what life is like behind closed doors (except the toilet door, because havings kids means you’ll never be allowed to close that one again). Continue reading
Excuse me, there appears to be a small child on your boob: 5 things you’ll hear when breastfeeding a toddler
I never planned to breastfeed this long. I thought she’d lose interest, or my milk would dry up. But for now we are just gonna go with the (seemingly neverending) flow. Continue reading
My “Oh my god we’re late, hang on I’ll just fix my face” beauty regime
Unlike those other “5 minute beauty routine” blogs, you’ll discover I don’t need $750 worth of products and the ability to apply concealer while curling my eyelashes in order to look semi-presentable. Continue reading
Is That Contagious? Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease
In this series we look at the coughs, colds, rashes, viruses, infections and other gross stuff that your kid will probably catch. We’ve Google Imaged it so you don’t have to. Continue reading
Frozen condoms, BBQ tongs and 4 other things you won’t need in your hospital bag
Every second mummy blogger claims to have written the “ultimate hospital bag checklist to rule them all”. I’ve decided to work backwards, and tell you all the stuff you DON’T need. Take these items out of your bag immediately, and pop in a nice tube of hand mosturiser instead. Continue reading
5 unexpected benefits of having a baby
Clean floors. Toned arms. Never having to leave the house (until the moment you actually want to). Continue reading
Quirky Bubba 