charlottan:

there should be a socially acceptable way to say “im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different”

skill issue, my gf just starts meowing when she cant think of a response

(via legoyuri)

dykepuffs:

steampunktomboy:

psychoticallytrans:

If a worker who isn’t the owner says ANYTHING similar to “I’m not really supposed to do this but-” and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

Employee-customer solidarity

Even if they don’t- Your review can be the thing that wrecks someone up accidentally;

“Janie was so helpful when I wanted to buy a new washing machine on Friday, she stayed with me for half an hour and wasn’t pushy at all, we had a good laugh about our cats’ silly antics and she got Adam and Suzy to carry it to the car for me- 10/10 excellent service, I’d come back any day!”

-But Management has a policy that workers should spend no more than 10 focused minutes on any customer at a time, and that they should always try to upsell the insurance and the higher price model, so Janie was breaking policy.

-And they aren’t supposed to have their phones on the sales floor, so now Janie is going to be quizzed on whether she was showing photos of her cat to a customer.

-Adam is a warehouse worker and shouldn’t have been in the front-of-house at all, Suzy is a porter, and store policy is both to use a trolley to move heavy items, and that only the porters should do it, so now Janie is in trouble for pulling Adam off-task, Adam is in trouble for walking through the shop floor, and Suzy is in trouble for poor handling procedure. Maybe the store even has a paid delivery service that Janie was supposed to upsell as soon as you said “I can’t put this in my car without help”, so this was all against policy.

Your review should always be as bland as possible, “10/10, five star service, will shop here again, thank you to Janie at the Town Street branch” You NEVER know what was technically a rule-break, capitalism is not your friend, the review process is part of the panopticon.

FIVE STARS, TEN OUT OF TEN, VERY GOOD, NOTHING MORE.

so i dont even get to be a baby journalist???????????? having fun writing a detailed grateful review is evil now??????????????

FUCK OFF THATS STUPID I HATE THAT

THE EMPLOYEE TOLD ME HIMSELF TO WRITE A GOOGLE REVIEW FOR CHRISSAKES

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nonbinaryassblaster:

auntbibby:

tanyakennedy1899:

@whoscutie made this, its an old smosh tshirt

what if a vampire was wearing this shirt, except backwards 👀

I’m sorry but what

becuz vampires suck blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tanyakennedy1899:

@whoscutie made this, its an old smosh tshirt

what if a vampire was wearing this shirt, except backwards 👀

(via nonbinaryassblaster)

this is the outfit that came to me in a dream

this is what i ordered online

(yes i know it was ridiculously expensive but im on disability welfare i dont have a huge income or anything. i spend almost exclusively on groceries & rent & gas station snacks so i have lots of savings)

this is what arrived in the mail a week or 2 later

trans rights!

invisible disability is real!

proof that LLMs censor leftist speech, not rightwing speech

microsoft copilot refuses to write a short story with me as the protagonist!!!!!

i made a 60-second guide to doing a girl voice for my younger transfemms:

i hope it helps u. special thanks to @transvoicelessons on youtube.

tumblr, pls explain somthing to me

when theres a news story in a newspaper like MAN KILLS TWO WOMEN, how come the photo for the article is of the killer’s face, instead of the faces of the 2 victims before they died?

i dont want to glorify the killer, i want to get to know the victims!!!!!!!!

WITCHLAND: THE LIVING NATION

the independent nation known as Witchland was once a pagan witch who one day decided to do the paperwork to transition legally from a citizen of canada to a country herself. now she wields a stop sign as her nation’s military, and enacts federal laws on-the-fly as a form of magick. if you bump into her at the supermarket and she drops her groceries, she may just enact a law forcing you to do 10 pushups or else you risk inciting an international incident!

drawn on an iphone using the iBisPaint app

blimbo-buddy:

ALT

i like it when pit bulls do this

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