Recently I came close to admitting defeat on a challenge issued by one of my nay-saying friends. Fortunately I was able to rally in the final hour and snare a lady while talking like a little boy, thereby avoiding my first ever failure.
This brush with dishonor got me thinking about my running list of challenges I plan to complete in my lifetime. Here it is:
Pick up a chick whilst talking like a little boy
Lick the Liberty Bell
Tame a cougar
Overalls = Sex
Strike out a Major League batter
14-way
Pulitzer / Nobel
Own an island
Dunk
Miss America
Wear the Crown Jewels
High-five the moon
Drive the pope-mobile
Debunk gravity
24 chicks, 24 time-zones
“Pay only in pennies day”
Walk to Connecticut
Ride a baby giraffe
Conduct a symphony in Lincoln Center
Seduce a woman with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back
Achieve Nirvana in less than an hour
Suction-cup to the top of the Empire State Building
Urinate in all seven seas
Fist-bump a king
Go “business casual” for half a day
Now if I can only find someone to challenge me on these…
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