Search Results for: bro code

As many of you know, my good friends Marshall and Lily recently had a son, Marvin Waitforit Eriksen. While that instantly turns them into two lame-os who can’t stay out past 6pm, at least Lily’s breasts have gotten bigger....

— FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — On the heels of the successful “Bro Codes for Bibles” pilot program in which copies of The Gideon’s Bible were replaced by fresh copies of The Bro Code at select hotels across the country,...

You know how your significant other doesn’t allow you to keep really awesome things in your apartment even though – as I said – they’re really awesome? And how you’re then forced to store them at your best friend’s...

PROP 69 Members of the Bromocracy, when I sat at my desk in my Hefner-approved smoking jacket and wrote the original draft of “The Bro Code” on paper made of recycled vintage Playboys, I thought the words were as permanent as...

Guys, you’re never gonna believe this, but I made a mistake. I know, right? Me! The Barnacle! The Barn-Burner! The Chicken-Barn Sandwich! Anyway, remember when I said that “End of the World” Sex is the best sex...